👉 Jessica Robertson is like a superhero with a side of existential dread, but with a side of fabulous fashion sense. She's the type who can turn heads with her quirky style and sharp wit, yet somehow still manages to make people feel like they're staring at a cross between a cat burglar and a high-society socialite.
Example sentence: "When Jessica Robertson decided to attend the art gallery opening, she opted for a painting of her cat in a tiny top hat, thinking it'd be 'artistic' and 'edgy,' but somehow made everyone think she was trying to escape her own closet."
